Worst Opening Paragraphs

Bored to Death, an HBO show about an unsuccessful Brooklyn writer turned amateur private detective, created by writer Jonathan Ames and starring an amusingly mild-mannered Jason Schwartzman, recently held a contest for the Worst Opening Paragraph to a Detective Novel.

Read the winning and shortlisted entries here. Very funny.


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